Twitter Account of a Homeless person

Twitter:
Tweet: Sitting on the corner
Tweet: Sitting on the corner
....
Tweet: Sitting on the corner
Tweet: Pissed myself
Tweet: Sitting on the corner
Tweet: Spoke with myself
Tweet: Sitting on the corner
Tweet: No response from myself
Tweet: Beat myself up for not responding
Tweet: Hospital (Score! Pain meds!)
Tweet: Shelter
Tweet: Drunk
Tweet: Walked around screaming "I'M FACEBOOK!!" and poking people
Tweet: *Poke*
Tweet: Arrested
Tweet: Raped self in jail
Tweet: This tweet sponsored by @Trojan
Tweet: Released
Tweet: Chased racoon
Tweet: !@#!$@RABIES!!!!!!!!$#$##
Tweet: MAD WITH RAGE!!!!
Tweet: .....RRRRRAR!
Tweet: *Poke*
Tweet: ....arrragggggggaaaaa baaarrrrgggaaaaaggg raaaaaaaa!
Tweet: Sorry for that last tweet guys! Bieber stole my phone and tried singing via my twitter account. X-[
Tweet: Pissed myself
Tweet: CAR!
Tweet: Have you driven a @Ford lately?
Tweet: Crap... it was a @Prius...Getting hit...
Tweet: Dead
Tweet: Sitting on corner

From He May Be Homeless, But At Least He Has Facebook